Gigipedia

It has been wee whiley since ma last posting and I want to apologize to the all the fan and say sorry.

Nae excuses though, I’m a former Newmarket captain so I dinnae tolerate excuses, I had a sore foot that kept me from writing but lets just settle doon and never worry about it.

Anyway football training has been announced so spread the word!

Sharks training is a Sunday the 10th of May 6pm from the dammies. Tell everybody and lets get a good turn oot. Cheers boys boogie on down see you all soon.

Wille sees Red!

Happy New Year ladies and laddies, this is yoor captain speaking!

So the big 2009 is here, and Sharks got the year off to a flying start with a great 4-2 win over Top Joes.

Good for you my lovely boys!

Willie Miller got a red kip and ha… sorry…. Wille Miller got a red card – and had tae leave the field but other than that we can have no complaints with the first game of 2009.

We were going to ask Willie for an exclusive interview for the web site, but sometimes he can get affy angry and if he decided to swing for me he’d likely coz me a real mischief!

Sharks next match is against Lybster.

Lets hope the boys can continue on their fine winning streak without “shark on a leash” Miller.

See you later lads, boogie on down!

Whit am a lek!

Hi boys and girls, this is your captain speaking. Boogie on Down!

We all know to visit the Caithness 7s web site to get the latest football scores and stuff, so I thought I would post a few shortcuts for fans of soccer around the world, oh and oor football boys too!

Division Two Statistics

Sharks Team Page

Take a look every week for the latest updates!

Football DVD

I hear rumours of “The Pathetic Sharks Story” a spoof football documentry now in the pre-production stages.  It will features 25 years of sharks historic football highlights with newly remastered slow-motion, retro ZX Spectrum and  Amiga computer player biographies and vintage computerised footage! Look out for preview including  joke bits like ” the Laurel and Hardy look-a-like competition “, Mark Alexander as ” The Fugitive ” and Fraser and Ian in ” The New Avengers ” introduction – all exclusive to my Gigipedia blog!

This DVD will feature audio commentary from “The Beta Viewing” – where we’ll get a few lads together and record their voices as they watch a sneak preview – should be fun! Players wishing to appear or willing to lend their voice to the disc itself, should get in touch.

The Sharks web site will be following the creation of the disc.

Well that sounds interesting. Who knows – there may be a vacancy for someone with a sexy disco announcer voice, a perfect job for me!

Later ma loons!

Mighty me boys it seems like ages since ma last post and there is lots to report.

I now am a fully-fledged Facebook fan and like DT, Dave and Daff am playing bowling buddies – a 3d game where I pretend to be Fred Flintstone and swing my mouse like a bandit till I coz myself a mischief!

Other games included OWNED – were (as I said last time) you bid on folks photo’s.  At the moment there are five players doing this.  Other Sharks football stars at facebook include former favourites Brian Mackay and Hendy. Hendy is back in Thurso next week for a kick-a-bout.

On Facebook I am a Dominoes Legend and challenge you to beat me if you dare.

I have to go now. There is a  big disco soon and need to practice my vocal introduction so I can guarantee being at my breast.

This was your captain speaking.

Boogie on Down!

Recent training video footage of Shark has got a LOT of people talking, clearly the team is on the up.
One of these reasons is the sudden return to form of me myself and I.
Yes credit where credit is due, I was the man of the hour the other week although I nearly caused myself a mischief. It seems the ball just didn’t want to go into the net with me, which was good when I played a spell in goals, but no so good when I played outfield in my usual role, IE sneaking out of defence to go for glory.

I missed Sunday when I dropped a CD on the floor at home and it fell down the stairs and shattered its case in two. Shame I wasn’t there as I missed the return of Colin Lehardy and my god mate Robert Gray.
Anyway time to go. Beam me up Scotty!

Good to see the return of Shark stars last Sunday.

• Chris Smith – The Terminator is back! Yes Termo returned not a moment too soon.
• Willie Miller – Settle doon boys coz its MILLERTIME. The former golden boot Shark is back where he belongs… In Defence!
• Justin – The return of JUST completed a hat-trick of returning bandits. Make my day punks!

Also in the fray were David T, Kev McGillivray and yours truly, THE CAPTAIN – me!

Well thats enough gossip for now. This was your captain speaking!

Well boys wot can I say?

Sad I missed training on Sunday, whit am a lek!!!

But truth be told Daffy couldnae make it as he had kids football. Now obviously that isnae enough to prevent yours truly attending. But as I was preparing to leave I suffered a “tattered lacer” and with no replacement fir ma boots it spelt disaster. So I missed the sesh. Well actrually the sesh was the night before but you know what I mean. If I had attended with those dodgy boots I may have caused myself a mischief.

Later Lads!